USANA’s Writers Row Runs on Rev3™

March 11, 2011 at 10:42 AM ,

As writers, we are under constant demand to create new and exciting content in a variety of formats. Whether it is on USANAtoday, USANA magazine, or occasionally on this very blog, we hope that you enjoy the meticulously crafted words that you read.

But what you may not know is that it takes a very specific fuel to feed the fires of our creativity. That fuel is Rev3.

We’ve always loved Rev3, of course. But we started recognizing our need for it as a way to keep powering through our demanding afternoons. One of the writers would secure a case for themselves and then share the cans with others in a spirit of philanthropy that fellow imbibers are familiar with.

And it made a BIG difference. Dave was able to write more amazing flyers. Suzanne was able to work her magic with another advancement story. Aaron was able to clear that troublesome 35th level of Crush the Castle.

And so it became a fast tradition here on our row. We would wait not-so-patiently for the appointed afternoon time when we would all fill our cups with ice and let the Rev flow.

Then we noticed that not only was it helping us complete the work we had to do, but it was actually helping us come up with more creative ideas. Once Rev3:30 hit, we were constantly bouncing ideas off of each other. Some were great, others were genius, and yet others were sheer genius. It was as if Rev3 was the catalyst for our creativity.

So we stocked our cubicle coffers with Rev3 and decided to convey that creativity to you every few weeks or so here at What’s Up USANA? Some of it may come in the form of written praise for Rev3 (as we are, after all, writers). Some may appear in what we like to call “Rev3 TV” — short video clips with a central focus on our beloved Rev. And then, every once in a while, you might experience a combination of the two.

So, check back every once in a while to see what the USANA writers come up with once they sip the sweet nectar of Rev3. And we encourage you to try it out for yourself. Pop open some cans and see what Rev3 can do for you. (Poetry submissions are definitely welcome.)

Cameron – Rev3 raises my midi-chlorian count to astonishing levels.”

Suzanne – Rev3 makes me feel like Julia Roberts in…that one movie…what was it called? Oh yeah, The Incredible Hulk.”

Scott – Rev3 helps me power through a cello concert.”

Dave – “Forget you, man. I don’t have a problem. You’re the one with the problem.”

Amy – “I love Rev3 because nothing gets you through the afternoon quicker than watching your co-workers get crazy on the energy of Rev3.”

Patrick – Rev3 makes me point my toes.”

Emily – Rev3 helps me take my ideas out of the box. My ideas can’t even see the box anymore, because they wrapped the box in dynamite and stuffed it in a cannon pointed towards Timbuktu. Rev3 does not go well with boxes.”

Doug – Rev3 gives me the strength I need to strangle my problems with a superhuman flex of my wrists. Without Rev3, this wouldn’t be possible.”

Teresa – Rev3 Energy makes me feel like the Mr. T of writing and editing.”

Aaron – “By the power of Grayskull, Rev3 makes me feel like the Master of the Revniverse.”

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Laura – “I just gave birth to twins! Was it because of Rev3? We’ll never know.”

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Yeah, basically we have to say that. We writers make lots of claims about what Rev3 may or may not have done for us. For example, we legally can’t say that drinking a can of Rev3 gives you the ability to break bricks using only your mind. That would be ridiculous. What we can say, though, is meet us behind the USANA warehouse tonight…and bring some bricks.

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6 Comments

  • I think Rev3 helps Dave clear his throat too. James Lipton, I mean, Dave Esq the III does one heckuva' of a poetry read!

  • Aaron Adams

    Do you hear that? That's the glorious sound of Rev3 making its way down Writer's Row. That, or it might be the voice of 1,000 angels. I'm not sure which.

  • Sarah

    Amy, you're cube looks so clean. Is that Kelly cleaning it again . . . all hopped up on the Rev? Patrick's quote made me laugh out loud . . . BTW, who is touching Duggle's knee?

  • Nayda

    Rev 3 has helped me stay awake in school! I love the Rev 3!

  • here is my poetry that I came up with!

    Rev3, Rev 3, what’s it gonna be?
    Monster, Rock Star, Verve you see.
    Bad Stuff, nasty stuff or the best stuff for me?
    When ya get thirsty, just drink a REV3!!!

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